Say It Quickly Three Times and Then Click on the Link: “Wild Turkey Terrorizes PA Turnpike Trucker”

ABC 27 reports, “Douglas Brown of Kentucky was driving his rig westbound on the Turnpike in Upper Frankford Township, Cumberland County[,] last Wednesday afternoon when a wild turkey flew through his windshield.” (The details are worth a click.)

Based on a report in The Indianapolis Star, it seems the PA Turnpike isn’t the only tollway that’s recently seen turkey-vehicle collisions.